Wet Dog Donut Asian Buffet is Conveniently Located...
At its future location, right across from the City Animal Impound Facility!
(Note: do NOT go to restaurant across from gas station instead! It has bad, dirty food!)
If you think we should build this restaurant for real (complete with user-created menu titles and deep-fried Asian food), then "recommend" us on Facebook, and comment on the city you think we should build it in. Who knows, A Wet Dog Donut Asian Buffet could be coming to a location near you!